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A Butt-Warming Spring Break

  A Butt-Warming Spring Break By Dr. Kriege “That was completely inappropriate, Joanne!” Jayme scolded as the hotel door flew open. Her long legs carrying her across the room in just a few strides. Her limbs were bare and tanned, poking out from the denim shorts she was wearing over a white and blue striped swimsuit.  A moment later the wide cowboy hat she was wearing went flying onto the bed as she turned to face her younger sister, hands on her hips in the stern stance which was the perfect image of their mother. Behind her, sixteen-years-old Joanne followed her older sibling into the room, arms folded. She too wore a swimsuit, dark purple, covered with a thin cotton shirt and skirt in lacy black. A matching sun hat covered her hair and she still had her sunglasses on. “Oh don’t be so dramatic. You won didn’t you? And think of the holiday we can have with the money,” Joanne replied, tossing her own hat onto the bed and clipping her folded sunglasses to her waistband. “It’s m...

East Meets West: Alice the Angel Spanks Mina Ashido

  East Meets West: Alice the Angel Spanks Mina Ashido By Yu May and Spider-Sans On the bustling streets of Toon Town, a black-and-white paper boy, who looked like he was drawn by the Fleischer brothers themselves, was waving a dead-tree-edition newspaper to the passing crowd. “Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Indie animation making big waves on YouTube!” Three cartoon passersby paused to examine the headline: a man drawn in the 4Chan MS paint style, a woman drawn in the slick digital painting style that A.I. likes to rip off, and a gender-non-comformist in the Tumblr art style.  The woman cooed with delight. “Indie animation? Ooh, I love supporting independent animation projects!” The man examined the newspaper with sympathetic eyes. “I dunno. Cartoons only seem to be good when they were made at the precise moment when I was growing up.” The gender-non-conformist squealed, “Hey! At least our cartoons have realistic depictions of panic attacks!” The woman waved a finger. “Now,...