I’m The Sheriff In These Here Parts
I’m The Sheriff In These Here Parts By Yu May and JezebethNoir “Bad girls, bad girls! Whatchu gonna do? Sheriff Humblehand is comin’ for you!” A montage of footage of perps being arrested played on Mary Jane’s phone, along with the official, iconic theme song of Shire Reaves . She was seated at a folding table that prominently featured marijuana leaves, peace symbols, and rainbows among all her products. As a dryad, her skin had a soft, earthy tone, and her eyes were a vivid forest green, which contrasted with the lovely shade of pink that represented the whites of her eyes. She wore bell-bottom jeans, a tie-dye shirt, and a crown of flowers. A male narrator’s voice boomed over the footage as the episode started. “Vandalism. Murder. Rape. Rampant littering. Cobywood was on the brink before the Shire Reaves got to work cleaning up this poor lil’ town, full of helpless, hapless halflings. But the work of upholding law and order never ends.” Mary Jane was surrounded by other t...