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Saddle Sore Chapter 6: The Spanking of a Lifetime

Saddle Sore Chapter 6: The Spanking of a Lifetime For some reason, Jayme Schmidt was horse riding, wearing only her underwear and assless chaps. She was wearing a g-string that had a picture of a cartoon character falling off a horse, along with the slogan, “I Do My Own Stunts.” Everyone was watching her: her family, the girls from Redfield Baptist Church and School…and Conrad Mording. As Jayme twisted to look at all the spectators, she felt her cheeks burning, before she fell backwards off her saddle, and came rolling and skidding to a halt in the fine sand. As her butt took the brunt of the impact, she felt her butt cheeks burning. Conrad leapt over the fence, and scooped Jayme up in his arms. For some reason, he was about 3 feet tall, and resembled a hobbit from the 1970s cartoons by Rankin-Bass. “Never fear, Jayme! I’ll save you!” Then he leapt up and over the fence in a single bound, and deposited Jayme on her feet.  Mamma screamed. “Jayme! What were you thinking? You could ha...
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Mario, Pauline, and Donkey Kong in: The Great Ape Escape! Chapter 5

  Mario, Pauline, and Donkey Kong in: The Great Ape Escape! Chapter 5: Family Values and Mom’s Spaghetti As Mario strolled through the streets of New York, the gentle patter of rain echoed through the air, accompanied by the muffled tones of smooth jazz from a nearby diner.  Mario wasn’t depressed, but he felt that strange sweet melancholy that one can only feel while walking the road to home at dusk. The moment Mario opened the door to his tenement apartment, he was greeted by an explosion of Italian expressions.  “Ayo! Look who’s here!” boomed Uncle Arthur. “It’s Jumpman himself!” jeered Uncle Tony. “Eh?” asked Grandpa, looking confused. Luigi charged toward Mario and pulled him into a suffocating hug. “Mario! You’re alive!” Mario started to stammer a question, before the family television caught his eyes. Sure enough, there was the cable news coverage of his rescue of Pauline. At the moment, it was playing grainy footage of Donkey Kong delivering Pauline’s first spanki...
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