Bowsette’s Princess Lessons: Chapter 14
Bowsette’s Princess Lessons Chapter XIV: In Which Bowser Falls for Princess Peach Bowser struggled to do a pullup, inches away from the top of the orange warp pipe that would drop him near the end of the obstacle course. “Ugh! Stupid women and their inferior upper body strength! Why did God have to make them so wimpy?” With an effort, Bowser climbed to the top of the pipe and stared down. Inside, the magic glowed with a soft, rainbow light. “Freedom!” Just as Bowser lifted his foot to hop in, Luigi came sailing over the brick staircase, diving down for a midair tackle. As they slammed against the ground, Luigi grappled to pin Bowser, and realized the monster’s supernatural strength was gone. “Bowser! Please stop! If you go down that pipe, you’ll kill–” Bowser swiped Luigi across the face, knocking off his hat and leaving behind four thin, red scratches. Without either his former true strength, nor the magical strength of a mushroom, Bowser began to panic. But even without his ra...