Red Rears for Rose and Rouge: Chapter 4: Manners Maketh Mobians
Red Rears for Rose and Rouge: Chapter 4: Manners Maketh Mobians By Yu May Cream the Rabbit elegantly filled a tea cup with hot water. “Would you care for a cup of tea, Mr. Gemerl?” Gemerl’s glass eyes flickered. “Does not compute. Tea is defined as a beverage consisting of hot water, poured over cured or fresh leaves, and allowed to steep. Yet I possess no apparatus for the consumption of liquid beverages, and although my outer shell is constructed to make me fully waterproof up to a depth of 1,000 fathoms, my internal electronic systems could suffer damage from direct exposure to liquid, and pose a threat of electrical fire to others.” Cream sighed. “Oh my, I certainly don’t want that, but…wouldn’t it be fun to pretend to have a lovely cup of tea?” Gemerl’s eyes shone. “Processing…Miss Cream spends a statistically significant length of her unstructured free time playing a game in which she pretends to host ‘Delightful_Tea_Parties,’ with various stuffed animals designated ...