Ruby the Rogue Gets Spanked By Yu May Welcome, gamers! You hold in your hands the instruction manual to the most bodacious, babalicious new RPG: Ruby: Red-Rumped Rouge ! You'll be playing as Ruby: she’s a free-spirited, mischievous, but totally lovable (and spankable) rogue, who makes her home in the wacky world of Nut Land! When she’s not rescuing beautiful damsels in distress from the wicked, spank-happy vampire, Count du Strokes, you can find Ruby winning apple-cider chugging contests at the local pub, or robbing the rich to give to the poor! Unfortunately, Ruby’s thieving antics have finally gone too far. Now, King Walnut, and the lovely Princess Hazelnut, have decreed that Ruby to be an outlaw! And the penalty for stealing…is a spanking? Total bummer! Your adventure as Ruby begins when, one day, your misdeeds finally have caught up with you. After being arrested by King Walnut’s loyal Chess Knuts, you stand before the throne for judgment, bound in heavy shackles, which ...
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